So much ballyho. So much discussion (that may be too gentle a word). Can’t have Mr. X do the opening. Can’t have Ms. Y. The reasons for the disqualifications abound. But one of those disqualifying reasons must be “It’s not entertaining!” That seems not to be part of the criteria of late.

So….. In my humblest of methodologies, I offer a complete solution. Entertaining for all (at least in my age group and that is all that matters anyway)

Take a look at a couple of “entertainers“. The royal couple of Julie Andrews and Carol Burnett.

If that is not your style, try this: