I am minding my own business. I am driving to the gym. When I come around a corner and have to brake rather hard.
A rafter of turkey is crossing the road. (Why did the rafter cross the road???)
The truck behind me was in a rush. Didn’t know if he needed a free turkey dinner but he kept honking.
The turkeys kept strolling. I waited. And took pictures.
I bought turkey at the store.