Talkin’ Turkey

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I am minding my own business. I am driving to the gym. When I come around a corner and have to brake rather hard.

A rafter of turkey is crossing the road. (Why did the rafter cross the road???)

The truck behind me was in a rush. Didn’t know if he needed a free turkey dinner but he kept honking.

The turkeys kept strolling. I waited. And took pictures.

I bought turkey at the store.

For lunch.

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Published by gizzylaw

I am a retired criminal defense attorney. My days are filled with music, dogs, weaving, family and friends. I am a conundrum. I haven't figure me out yet. These are my thoughts.

5 comments ›

  1. Lee Dunn
    November 5, 2018 • 12:35 pm

    And no animals were harmed in the making of this story.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. curioussteph
    November 5, 2018 • 2:54 pm

    The rafter crossed the road to get to the river.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. gizzylaw
    November 5, 2018 • 7:38 pm

    Could’t hurt a guy just trying to……..oh, never mind!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. derrickjknight
    November 6, 2018 • 1:47 am

    A new collective noun for me. Thanks

    Like

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